Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[SolsticeTheBanana]

Granted, but the only thing that dies is a single masquito on the other side of the world!

I wish for the world's greatest horse!

[dotdottdoot]

granted, but by "greatest" it's in size and it can't move anywhere.

I wish for my brother to be cured of autism

[/trainwreck/]

Granted, but you get it in return.

I wish I was Lord of the Geckos

[kipin]

granted, but now you are a gecko

i wish for unlimited ramen:)

[SolsticeTheBanana]

Granted, but all of your Ramen is five years expired and filled with mold!

I whish to see my bestie that I haven't seen in like forever

[dotdottdoot]

Granted, but you're seeing them at their funeral.

I wish to not be sickkkkk

[WeirdWhiteStarDoggo]

granted, but you die

I wish for the Invader Zim movie trailer to be released

[Herlock Sholmes]

Granted, but it's the kind of sick that's like
"Woooah sick kickflip my dude"
"Those were some pretty sick dance moves"

You will never be cool again.

Granted, but it's released completely in braille.

I wish for good grades in school

[dotdottdoot]

Granted, but you never get a job.

I wish I could sleep for 8 hours

[SpiritKitty]

Granted, but every two hours you have to sleep for another eight

I wish u could float