Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[~-jay-~]

Granted. Now it'll be freezing forever 24/7, even on the inside, plus you have a 5x higher chance of getting a serious illness related to the freezing weather. I'm evil.

I wish that I could be a talking animal. With thumbs.

[Kyti]

Now you've become Rocket Raccoon, but you don't have legs anymore

I wish I had the Raven dog

[xXshewolvXx]

Granted, but it was re-released and everybody has it

I wish I had a puppy

[alyxmin]

granted, but you get the worst bratty puppy imaginable
i wish for a cat

[hula]

granted, but that cat will be vicious
i wish to meet my favorite band

[basil!]

granted, but they will all hate you and humiliate you
I wish for a new computer

[hula]

granted, but youll only be able to be awake for 4 hours throughout the day
i wish i had a more interesting life

[unickorn]

Granted but you only have negitive effects to your life
I want my favorite singers merch

[b3nb0t5000]

Same
And you will suffer the same fate as me, not getting enough birthday money to afford it
I wish i was not a loser

[arisen crab]

Granted but you're treated as one : P

I wish I had made more cake >:| I'm running out dudes