Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Kagouti]

Granted, but your family & friends hate him

I wish the holidays were already over.

[vatvia]

Granted, but you will experience every holiday twice next year.

I wish nobody would bother me

[lunarpooh]

Granted, but now you don't have a place to live, a school to go to, or a job.

I wish I wasn't broke ;u;

[~ moth ~]

wish granted, you now have a dollar to your name!

i wish the cat fur will come out of my clothes

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you now hack up your own hairballs

I wish all countries/organizations at war would call an armistice during the holidays so enlisted men can be home for Christmas

[Lucky_Gray]

Granted, but now everyone around you is clumsy

I wish I was talented ;-;

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but your talent is dislocating every bone in your body

I wish 9/11 was a complete failure on Al Qaeda's part

[swiftheart54]

How could I possibly corrupt that? ;-;

I wish to be able to time travel

[Alamire]

Sure, but every time you do so you slightly alter the future, for the better or the worse.

I wish I could fly.

[Kunikidaa]

Granted, but you can only fly in a plan.

I wish my crush liked me.