Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Intercept]

Granted, but your placed in an Arizonian desert with no water, and you forgot to take your winter jacket off!

I wish the new episodes would come out for my favorite cartoons already.

[hellish]

granted, but they aren't avaible in your country

i wish i had everything in the world for free

[pjnk]

granted, but they break within minutes/taste terrible

i wish i could get spotify premium for free

[Intercept]

Granted, but sadly you've gone deaf and can't hear any of it!

I wish I wasn't so afraid of bees.

[~ moth ~]

wish granted, but they still sting you

i wish i didnt have allergies

[SmokeShadows]

Granted, but now you can never breath again.

I wish my friends hung out with me more often.

[Foxessunset]

Granted, but they'll post when they're out with other friends and make you jealous

I wish my parents didn't go through my phone

[Kyti]

They don't cause you don't have a phone any more.

I wish I lived in Ireland

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you have to eat nothing but four-leafed clovers

I wish I could get a high-end aquarium from the Animal Planet show "Tanked"

[~ moth ~]

wish granted, but all the fish die within hours

i wish i could have the guy of my dreams