Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[torbie]

granted but you will never ace another test again.

i wish for dr pepper

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but it's been sitting in a cooler for the last 75 years

I wish I could be a Mewtwo

[twistedm0th]

Granted, but the ultimate power that you gain causes you to explode immediately.

I wish my brother would stop asking me for popcorn.

[torbie]

granted but he asks you for cake instead.

i wish you can eat raw cookie dough

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but you can only eat oatmeal raisin cookie dough

I wish cigarettes were $1 a pack

[justina valentine]

Granted but you only get 2 in a pack

I wish my friends werent mean to me

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but your family is

I wish mosquitos would go extinct and therefore people won't keep getting life threatening diseases like ebola and zika.

[.:drizzl:.]

granted but all the frogs die out too and the world is overrun by insects

I wish plants didnt always die when i care for them

[tavvicat]

They don't, but you have to care for then every two minutes

I whish I could meet brian Quinn from the impractical jokers

[~ moth ~]

wish granted, butvhe nor are the others that funny in person, theyre just flat out rude to you

i wish i lived somewhere warmer, prefebly somewhere that doesnt get snow!