Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[hellish]

granted, but your next life will be really bad
i wish people didn't suffer from mental illnesses

[keylimecoyote]

...granted? Just granted, I don't think anybody can corrupt this without feeling wrong, we'll be here for ages. You win buddy. Is this against the rules? Just in case it is, they don't suffer anymore, but skittles are taken from stores. Is that better?

I wish that a box of really good pizza would materialize in front of me.

[Felightning-]

Granted...
It is poisoned with that of 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 black widow spiders.

I wish for a good idea for a wish

[intricate.golden.fry]

Granted, but no one cares.


I wish I had an idea of what to draw.

[hellish]

granted, but when you try to actually draw it... it looks reaaally bad

i wish all my otps turned out to be canon (fictional characters only)

(edit: that would be still okay with me i guess)

[Nocte Draco]

Granted but one member of each ship dies due to a horrible accident or illness.

I wish I would get a passing grade in maths.

[tytytytytytyty1]

granted, but you can never pass science ever again

I wish my cats wouldn't attack my Christmas tree

(Edit: | They already do XD )
V

[hellish]

granted, but they attack each other instead

i wish i could sleep forever

[mad sounds]

granted but you cannot leave the school. ever.
i wish that i could go back in time whenever i pleased

[*space*]

granted, but you would be forever stuck in time until you went back in time again, and would be stuck again, etc.

I wish I wouldn't have to do homework