Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Hawkpelts]

Granted but you will end up losing your t-grip on the paddle and accidentally hitting yourself in the face resulting in a bloody, broken nose

I wish I could rap

[PaintedSmiles]

granted but you lose your voice permanently.
I wish i could see the northern lights

[scarlet benoit]

Granted, but it's because you've been banished to the North Pole.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now

[Wulfric goes AWOOOO]

Granted, though you get growing pains 5 minutes later...

I Wish I had a plate of fish sticks...

[Temocracy]

Granted, but you now have no mouth to eat them with.

I wish I could turn into anything

[memichoo]

Granted, but you can only shift five times before permanently turning into a sunflower in a pot.

I wish I could go to Barnes and Noble right now ;u;

[Dallakota Dark]

Wish granted, however you only have 10 minutes to shop before they close.

I wish my best friend was here :c

[KyleSkrtSkrt]

Granted, but they get taken away from their family to be with you. This causes extreme mental scarring for your friend and their family. But, now you are with them so...enjoy!

I wish I wasn't procrastinating and just did my homework. :3

[Silverdiamond]

Granted but your homework catches on fire.


I wish i could be a black belt in karate.

[justablonde]

Granted but you will forget what you learned

I wish to meet leafyishere