Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[talkshow boy]

granted, but all the other cats ignore you and refuse to interact with you in any way.

i wish i would never get another headache.

[UltimateKitty]

Granted, but instead of headaches you get stomachaches

I wish I could erase every cringey thing I've ever done

[hanginwithmj]

Granted, but you will do something so cringy that it equals the amount of cringe of all of your cringy acts combined.

I wish that every one of the friends I made in a RP group I used to be a part of were still active..

[Hemalily]

Oh they're active all right, but something irl has come up and you can't RP with them.

I wish I could date my co-worker

[_Nitroglycerin_]

granted but he dies after a day and you can never date again

I wish i was a tiger.

[tavvicat]

You are, but then you get shot by a poacher

I wish that Leon Kuwata didnt die and that we got married and had 6 boys named Meliodas, Kaneki, Sage #1, Sage #2, Sage #3 and billy-bob

[credit]

Granted but all of his children died


I wish I was an anime character

[dontcareifyoudo]

granted but you are the only anime character in a book nobody reads.

I wish my brother wouldn't steal my money

[Temocracy]

Granted, but then you will have no money.

I wish I had a pet hippo

[Yosemitelula]

Granted, but your hippo will only live for 1 week.

I wish I could go white water rafting with my crush XD