Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[yinsum]

:: granted, but you trade it off for a very common

i wish i could speak decent french

[hanginwithmj]

Granted, but you can only speak it in countries where French isn't the main language.

I wish Tally Hall still made music together..

[hxneystorm]

Granted, but the music will not sell, and it'll be completely out of tune.

I wish I could marry my girlfriend when we're older..

[hanginwithmj]

Granted, but you have a horrible relationship with her after you're married.

I wish that my friend would agree to start walking home with me when I ask him.

[bronzebones]

Granted, but he teases you the whole way!

I wish I could marry Edgeworth and live a long, happy life with him

[scarlet benoit]

Granted, but you don't get to say goodbye to each other when you die.

I wish I could make decisions faster

[hanginwithmj]

Granted, but the decision you make is always the wrong one.

I wish I could go skydiving.

[Yosemitelula]

Granted, but every skydive breaks a bone.

I wish I could see my crush again ;-;

[hanginwithmj]

Granted, but he refuses to hang out or look at you.

I wish I could bring every fictional thing into reality.

[hxneystorm]

Granted, but it'll end the world.

I wish that I could enter the world of Warrior Cats and become a Warrior.