Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Masrafone]

Granted, but you will be judged by everyone but critics!!!

I wish that I had a calm, obedient, fluffy, cuddley, cute, tiny kitten.

[Budzpip]

Granted! It's too bad he has diarrhea every time he purrs

I wish humans could fly so we wouldn't rely on vehicled/airplanes anymore

[Ironic Equation]

Granted! But flying is incredibly painful.

I wish pets lived longer.

[credit]

Granted but they'd age quicker


I wish I was a rainbow llama

[Silverdiamond]

Granted but you could only speak Korean and never see your family again


I wish i could live in the Village Hidden in the Leaf

[Temocracy]

Granted, but then there is a disease and everyone DIES.

I wish I could fly

[yinsum]

:: granted but you can't control your power

i wish i could have decent img editing skills c':

[credit]

Granted, but you only have the skills for 2 days

I wish my art was amazing

[yinsum]

:: [thats good enuf for me {’:]

granted, but no one can see your art

i wish i could sing whistle-tone

[hanginwithmj]

Granted, but you sing horribly.

I wish I had an UR Bee.