Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[bud]

granted, but you can only go into tv shows where you will inevitably die

i wish i was a vampire

[jinsoul]

granted but you have to replace every food you love with blood. (logic but yeee)

i wish i could play video games without paying.

[hollowfall.]

Granted, but all the video games will not ever save and stop working mid-game.

I wish I could have superpowers.

[autobot.]

Granted, but the only superpowers you have is to always fly (You can never walk) and to constantly have supervision (which is zoomed in fully) and it makes it hard to read things c:

I wish I could swim in CHOCOLATE

[hollowfall.]

Granted, but the chocolate has putrid and bad scent and you'll smell like it for the rest of your life.

I wish I could listen to music whenever I want.

[{smug lemon}]

Granted, but the only song you could listen to is Baby by Justin Bieber at the highest volume ever


I wish I could bring my dog to school.

[amarok.]

Granted, but you're never allowed to leave school again
Ever.

I wish I could have a donut right now.

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

Granted, but that doughnut is mouldy and has maggots all over it.

I wish I could just not speak. Ever. Like, type or write down what I want to say / mouth the words.

[jinsoul]

Granted, but you will lost all of your friends, and some family members.
because you made your choice.

I wish i could time travel and make things right.

[totally not patronus]

Granted, but you can only time travel to tomorrow.

i wish i could have another dog to be friends with my dog now!