Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[nickelbuster]

pfft who needs friends XD Is That the netflix one XD <3)
Granted but lust constantly crushes you into oblivion
I wish I knew ninjutsu

[amarok.]

Granted, but you now start and finish every sentence with "NY-AH!"

I wish I had unlimited chocolate for me to eat ^-^

[nickelbuster]

NY-AH Granted but you now weigh 784 lbs. NY-AH
I wish to be acepted by my parents

[tavvicat]

Granted but now you have 109 parents

I wish I had contacts

[Guzma]

Granted, but now you can see all the germs floating around in the air

I wish I had a pet snake.

[bud]

granted, but it eats you

i wish i had a million dollars

[nah]

granted, but you have to give 90% of it away to pay for your house.

i wish i could meet fictional characters.

[jugular]

Granted but you must replace everything

I wish I had a cat

[bud]

granted, but it's a lion that only will accept human sacrifice as food, and those humans have to be your friends, and if you don't give him your friends, he eats you.

i wish i had food.

[winged-backpack]

Granted but you'll shrink as well so she'll still be huge to you.

I wish I could get a prom date