Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[puddssoul]

Granted, but no one shows up to the talent show so no one hears your awesome guitar solo.

I wish I could speak another language.

[LostFoxInTheStorm]

Granted, but nobody speaks that language anymore.

I wish I could make my friends speak to me again :c

[amarok.]

Granted, but they never say anything nice. >:3

I wish I could run a successful rp...

[Krenko]

Granted, but after that no one will ever rp with you again

I wish I had a donut....

[strwbri]

Granted, but that's a half eaten donut by a homeless.
I wish I could be in Hogwarts

[Jim_Moriarty]

Granted, but Voldemort kills y- ok no I won't do that. You get expelled after the first day. (But which is worse??)

I wish all the awesome upcoming movies would hurry up and be released already!

[tavvicat]

Granted, but all of them are in French. I wish all my anime crushes were real and loved me

[hayzel]

Granted, but no-one else can see them.
I wish Warrior Cat Clans were real.

[nickelbuster]

Granted but you become a peice of fresh kill.
I wish I could date Donatello from tmnt

[tavvicat]

Granted, buy your friends leave you for dating a turtle. I wish meliodas (from seven deadly sins) would date me