Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[anxious ghost]

Granted but a shark will eat you

I wish I wasn't still awake right now

[autobot.]

Granted but you get nightmares

I wish my neighbours house alarm stopped.. ITS SO ANNOYING

[anxious ghost]

Granted but it'll start again after 1 minute

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward

[donttouchthevoid]

Granted, but now everyone wants to be your friend and you can't get any privacy

I wish I looked better in photos

[autobot.]

Granted but now you look terrible in real life.

I wish my dog didn't howl at the alarm.

[Snowstorm224]

Granted, but now the dog sits on your face.

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

[jinsoul]

Granted, but it will take up to 10 years to make one of them come true.

I wish I could pass all of the exams.

[Timoria]

Granted but now every time you touch paper you get 20 paper cuts on your arms


I wish I was no longer so lazy

[gluba]

Granted but you will only not be lazy at night.

I wish I could be talkative

[Dr. Lecter]

Granted, but you talk so much everyone hates your guts.


I wish i could have an endless bowl of my favorite flavor ramen..