Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[autobot.]

Granted but they have to go back because they had to do something and end up coming home very late.

I wish unicorns were real

[jinsoul]

Granted, but they will be in narnia.

I wish I could just have more C$ (XD)

[autobot.]

Granted but 2 c $ gets donated to the pound every thirty minutes.

I wish I could go to Narnia

[cattlegender]

Granted but Aslan is corrupted and eats you.

I wish a was a cat <3

[autobot.]

Granted but you are a stray who is hated by everyone.

I wish people would notice me

[cattlegender]

GRANTED BUT THEY ALWAYS ARE SCREAMING AT YOU
lol
I wish I was a handsome loved cat

[autobot.]

Granted but only cats loved you

I wish I could find my lost teddy

[anxious ghost]

Granted but it's been ripped apart

I wish Morgan was still on Criminal Minds

[betelgeuse]

granted, but his character development deteriorated into dust.

i wish that i had more free time.

[autobot.]

Granted but after every free time you have to do something hard.

I wish I could swim better