Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[BeaztVibe]

Granted but you make the exact opposite of what you want to cook every time XD
[and its chill haha]

Granted but it tastes like sadness.

I wish I could learn everything about my majors in 2 days.

[KickingPixies]

granted, but your mind goes blank during your exams.

i wish i could fall asleep easily.

[BeaztVibe]

that already happens HA!
Granted but you have trouble waking up when you need to and end up an hr late every day.

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them like movies

[HardcoreAarmau]

Granted, but you can only record nightmeres and you have to watch them over and over



I wish I was a evil unicorn

[BeaztVibe]

Granted but you are a narwhal instead of a horse. (Unicorn of the sea!)

I wish I could focus on important things.

[sercae]

Granted. But the important things were learning not to die.
I wish I could eat seafood without being disgusted.

[betelgeuse]

granted, but you will never eat seafood again.

i wish i could breathe underwater.

[BeaztVibe]

Granted but now you can't eat beef without feeling disgusted.

Granted but only water that is 2 feet deep.

I wish I could make my own meats (be my own butcher XD)

[Snowstorm224]

Granted, but it always tastes bad.

I wish dragons existed.

[кαтηιρ]

Granted, but they are the band, Imagine Dragons...

I wish that my mom and Zoe could come home from the hospital today instead of tomorrow.