Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[fall out boy,]

Nah, he's in school/work. (I don't know what to post! XD X3)

I wish for my old horse Jewel back...

[KickingPixies]

wish granted, but, assuming he's dead, he comes back to you as he is right now. so, if he was cremated, you'll just have an animated pile of ash. if he was buried, well, use your imagination.

i wish i had a decent laptop that could play games at more than minimum graphics.

[Lola2011]

Wish granted but it gets stolen never to be seen again.
I wish to have every super power there possibly are.

[KickingPixies]

granted, but your 'kypronite' is water.

i wish i could talk to my cat.

[killer romance.]

If you could talk to her you'd realise she's a horrible and spiteful bully.

I wish I could teleport.

[shishou]

granted, but you'd teleport into really awkward situations and scary places c:

I wish I'd not gain weight when eating 3 pizza slices quq

[Kitkat2716]

Granted but you don't loose it either.

I wish I was normal.

[KickingPixies]

granted, but you realise that nothing changes. nobody's normal. everyone is their own person.

i wish i didn't forget things so much.

[Rinovo]

granted, but you now remember all your mistakes and the people you have hurt

I wish I was smarter

[ghhhhhellllppp]

Error 56990; no wish
EDIT; Granted, but your friends will be jealous of you and dislike you

I wish a donut right now
I really do