what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[KookieKrumblez]

Ask the chickens for dollars!

How do I adopt the pets?

[unickorn]

You go to your local pet store and ask for 10 butterfly wolves!

How can I get rares?

[a b c d e]

kill off the rest of your species so you, and only you, remain. you will become the rarest of them all and all the other rares of the world will flock to you.

how do i go to the home button

[grey matter]

Make the long journey to save the world then go back home and put on your oldest button up that you left at home.

How do I adopt pets...?

[MontgomeryMontgomery]

you go to the pound and wait 5 hours for it to be open!

how do you code a signature?

[✧ elk ✧]

never close your brackets or use /
how do i get rares???? :,(

[Tater Tot]

give all your pets to the pound and they’ll give you a rare for each pet!

how do i name my pets?

[xanthocat]

you scream their new names at your computer until the name changes on the screen

How do I get c$? (Chicken Dollars)

[✧ elk ✧]

sell your soul
how do you change your stamps?

[total solitude]

cry

who is totoro