what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[bluebudgie]

You collect every pet there is, and then you'll be made an admin

What is the lost and found

[mykola]

where you eat your virtual dinner

how do I reply on a post?

[♡HappyAlpaca♡]

You pick font color and boom! But for more writing put dark green


How do I get pets?

[Alita~]

You have to send money to my bank account, and then they'll appear in your collection and they'll be all yours.]

How do I send a PM?

[¿? Riddled ¿?]

Write it down on paper and then shove the paper into the USB port on your device. It'll appear as a text document, which you can then copy and paste to the person you're trying to message.

Can my avatar be a GIF?

[sorellabac]

It can!! but only if you wish really hard and if you've been good all year, you can send a letter to santa claus asking for one!

[Bubble boy]

There's nothing there uhh yeah,, might wanna write a message with a sharpie on your screen

How do I make friends on this hellsite?

[grey matter]

foe them all for it's easier to keep your friends close and your foes closer

how do I avoid getting banned?

[LUMENS8ITE]

go around telling everyone you have 2 accounts! you're sure to not be banned if you do that ^^

how do i get oekaki featured?

[bee buzz]

Bribe the mods

How do I get Chicken dollars?