what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Inigo.]

you bump all your pets into a hole which leads to the pound

how do you get help from the mods?

[rainbowwrowell]

poke em with the queen.

why does the event end so fast

[Luxrayx]

Because the admins ran out of pets to give us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How do I bookmark a topic?

[wlw]

its a step-by-step process.
1. get a real life bookmark
2. go onto topic you want to bookmark
3. insert bookmark into your disk drive and bam! bookmarked.

why can't i adopt infinite pets?

[springtimes]

Because Tess can't count to infinity
What's the pound?

[8RavenPhoenix8]

Oh, the pound? It's where some pets earn money by pounding cranberries into cranberry juice.

What is a balance?

[SpotsandPatches]

A Balance is a type of special pet you can only get on a leap year

How do I get Chicken Dollars?

[Jaegalex]

Donate all your pets to the pound and then sell your soul to tess

how do I change the site theme?

[bioshocked]

You have to think about the theme really hard

How do you name your pets?

[apy]

violently yell at the screen until they decide to get court documents to change their name

how do i get c$?