what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[apy]

declaration of independence.

What's a stamp collection and how do i edit it?

[mochira]

You get a stamp from the completing the fitness gram pacer test, you edit it by giving one of your Cs pets poison ivy.

How do I trade?

[salvation.]

It's a simple 3 step process...

1. Get that rare rat you hate becuase you hate rats
2. Go find a pet that you really want by stalking a persons account and trading thread
3. Throw the rat at the person, and steal their pet

How do I adopt a pet?

[pyrocynical.]

knock three times on the wall, a door will open to another dimension. from there, follow the blue road until you reach a small brick home. there, you will find a single turtle that you may take.

how do i get to the forums?

[contra.]

Simple! You just click "Adopt" which obviously means you adopt a forum :>

Whats a list.pet??

[kiwipen]

A list of pets that if you adopt you'll get banned immediately for having.

How do I change my username?

[raiden shogun]

You send a trade for a omgsr and say your new username!

How do i become rare?

[Hiia :mrgreen:]

You trade all your pets for a common!

What is C$?

[kiwipen]

It's a free currency you get every time you trade rats!

How do I add someone as a friend?

[MacabreLion]

You say their name three times in a dark room, they will come out of your phone to either accept or deny your request

What is a COPPA?