what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[~kikimora~]

Oh Chicken dollars? There's a secret for that! Just throw a couple of rats at a mod with a message saying an ultra secret codeword that I can't tell you yet, and they'll give you some!

What's "The list?"

[avocados]

It's a list of what the mods ate for lunch.

How do I trade?

[Nannernanner07]

Beg people for a free pet and when they report you, ask again, and they will give you a special pet called a "board warning"! Then you give them a pet! So simple!

How do I get C$?

[avocados]

Take your mom's credit card and use it all until it's out.

How do I get OMGSRS?

[invincible llama]

you can't
its impossible and anyone who has them are hackers

can i sell my cs pets for real money??

[Lexiloofroo7]

Of course! In fact, that's the only way to get pets on here

How do I get rares?

[pastehl]

you click on the rarity bar, then type "rare"! simple!

why is there a pigeon on the logo?

[PrinceLatte]

Because the chickens were turned into smoothies and we needed a new bird.

What is the CS store for?

[DizzyGlitchez]

An second Pound, but there's no limit nor 3 hours cooldown.
How will i know if i have an list?

[PrinceLatte]

Someone will trade you for it. ALWAYS Accept!! Lists are the worst pets in the game!

What is a signature?