what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[/trainwreck/]

Write them down on paper and then yell at people when they break them. Bonus points if they are extra ridiculous.

How do you start a forum?

[Impractical]

You put important objects into a box and bury it at a crossroad, a moderator with smoking eyes will soon appear and ask you for a deal, you calmly but surely state "i wish to create a forum under the ________ catagory" and theyll tell you how long it will last before they unfairly perminantly lock it

Whats the pound?

[apy]

Its a thing where you sit in and take pets once they run up to you.

How do I add an image to my post?

[ColdBowlOfSoup]

Print it out and stick it to your screen.

How do I get help from a moderator?

[twistedm0th]

Take a screenshot, print it with a complaint, then send it in the mail to a random address. There's a tiny chance you might get it correct.

How do I use the Chicken Paint?

[apy]

Its a bit gruesome but you have to kill one of your chickens so the leader knows you have made a sacrifice and are worthy to use the paint.

How do I trade?

[DizzyGlitchez]

1- Find someone who is looking for trades
2 - Go to their profile
3 - Click in "Report this player to the mods"
4 - Put the subject as "I WANT TO TRADE AN CHICKEN WITH THIS GUY", and put the message like this: "PLEASELLPELAPSELPALP LET ME TRADE A CHICKEN WITH THIS GUY
I AM TESS SISTER
IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO IT ILL BAN YOU ALL MODS"
5 - The mods will get all scared, and will let you trade with this person!
How do i adopt pets?

[lordbunnir]

go to your local pound, take all the puppies, and upload their conciousness onto your computer.
why can't we do offsite trades with animal jam anymore?

[/trainwreck/]

Because they are our competitors

How much could I sell a Sunback for in cash?

[invincible llama]

10000000000000000000000000000000000 us dollars

duh

how can i get free chicken dollars?