You get a Monkey in a box
Inserts a Unicorn named Billy Who has rabies (( Billy the unicorn with rabies my imaginary friend

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"Cowgirls don't cry.
Ride, baby, ride.
Lessons in life are going to show you in time;
Soon enough, you're gonna know why.
It's gonna hurt every now and then.
If you fall, get back on again.
Cowgirls don't cry."