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[quitting wizard]

but no one was there


my foamboard is foambored what should i do

[Koivae]

Find it some friends


Why does my dog walk on 4 legs?

[Mooshidog]

so your dog doesn't fall into a potato


why is my dog smaller than her cage ??

[DlstantEchos]

Because the cage is evil and if she doesn't become smaller in the cage, the cage will force her to go watch really bad TV all night.
I should know my dog did this too.

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?!??!?!?!?

[quitting wizard]

by finding the key

Where are your parents

[quitting wizard]

you'd be able to double jump out of school walls so they banned it

how do you slap someone to death

[Usernamesarebad]

By spamming their inbox to death, first.

Has anyone noticed the sun outside?

[FRANKIE.]

Thats not a suit and tie?

Why do you have a face

[~Italy~]

cause I cant feel my face when I'm with you :3
Why cant I ponponpon :C?

[ronomy]

because ponponpon is like pompompom and pompompom is like pompom and you aren't a cheerleader and don't use pompoms therefore you can't ponponpon.

why is dyed hair so attractive?