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[Emma Loo]

Psh totally, everyone knows lava is just a illusion, all lava is is basically red water.

What happens when I shave a cat?

[DeMaizu]

You have tortured them.

How is it I'm still angry on my sister's behalf for something that happened months ago?

[quitting wizard]

you are a pear. it's understandable.

how do birds change size every time they fly ten centimeters to the east while diving fifteen feet into the depths of the sea ?

[NicoTheDark]

7

why am i depressed when i watch shrek

[quitting wizard]

you do not believe in him and his nation therefore the gods frown upon you and your children


why is the ocean like a keyboard

[NicoTheDark]

because its as salty as the keyboard warriors that use it

what is a sandwich

[arctic Wisteria]

something glorious
is my wife beautiful?

[NicoTheDark]

if you want her to be

is a goat can

[quitting wizard]

if a goat can is!

can cats glide through the city of australia while surfing the moon

[arctic Wisteria]

yes, they are magical

can my wife be a potato chip?