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[miaucat]

who is gods mother

[The Green Market]

My cat

cat pools yolo?

[Rinsea]

wat?

Will ketchup one day rule the world?

[tapeio3]

Only if the Mustard Kingdom is vanquished.

Where can I find a cheap, secondhand, two-headed piano?

[Rinsea]

in your pocket

there are x bananas if i took 3 and billy ate 5 how much tree bark do i need to grow another banana tree to refill my banana supply?

[tapeio3]

0.047 and three ski boots: one for each foot.

Where did you find your yellow plums after you lost them on Tuesday?

[DeMaizu]

In my ears.

Why do we use utensils at the table?

[soonyoung]

So we can Swollow the utensils on accident *coughs* I mean on purpose
Why do we fart?!

[Ranger of the North]

@SilverIcyCat - Me. Sowwy

@Restoration - Because we want annoying kids to leave us alone.

If the The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New Zealand, and I live on the North Island, and I'm an archer, does that make me a true Ranger of the North?

[LOCW_Bluestarwarrior]

No it makes you potato.

Why do ducks quack?