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[magolor!]

because god shoots them to make them ingured and the clouds cry and he says that he is peeing

Why is God bigger than the boogie man?

[DeMaizu]

God ate more nutrients.

How do zombies stay healthy?

[Ranger of the North]

Eat brains. They're actually really smart but like to pretend they're not.

If a rose had any other name would it still smell as sweet?

[magolor!]

duh. names dont effect on anything.

why roses can turn zombies into goats?

[nifflers]

they do a swag dance, that is why.

why does scooby-doo only eat money

[DeMaizu]

Depends on the nose.

He's a miser.

Why is Old Man Winter so chilly?

[magolor!]

because he hates chili peppers but loves chilly peppers and chilly peppers are chilly

why are you an elephant

[DeMaizu]

I have asthma, so that's why my skin's grey, and I sneezed so hard my nose elongated.

How do bees talk to flowers?

[Ranger of the North]

With their mouths, tongues, and vocal chords.

Why does everyone talk about One Direction? Why not Two?

[ghhhhhellllppp]

Because "one" is a magical number


Wait a minute.. is "x" a sneaky "+" trying to hide from the police looking for the criminal that looks like a "+"??