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My gallery · by **Lasciera** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:53 am

No, even grumpy cat loves everything. :3

How can it be that apples can be red or green?

My gallery · by **DeMaizu** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:56 am

Red apples are angry and green apples are jealous.

What are bears?

My gallery · by **.Spaceman.** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:03 am

Not dogs

How come birds can fly and I can't?

My gallery · by **DeMaizu** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:06 am

You're not smart as them.

Why can't I breathe underwater?

My gallery · by **Ranger of the North** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:10 am

You're not Percy Jackson.

What language do creepy-crawlies speak if they're here and there?

My gallery · by **DeMaizu** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:46 am

Their own, of course.

Why do I have bones?

My gallery · by **Ranger of the North** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:47 am

'Cause jelly gets eaten pretty quickly.

Why do we get stupid answers when we ask stupid questions?

My gallery · by **DeMaizu** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:51 am

Because that's the way things are.

If I'm me, and you're you, who is we?

My gallery · by **magolor!** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:52 am

nobody because SuperBrainz from PVZGW2 needs more of nobodies for his leuge of superbrainz

Why Daphne Flower isn't a real PVZGW plant?

My gallery · by **DeMaizu** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:57 am

Nobody likes it.

Why do clouds cry?