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[food ☕️]

☕️ I breath carbon dioxide. You just must be human, that's not how plants do it.
☕️ Why do backpacks go on your back?

[Ranger of the North]

Because front-packs go on your front.

Why can't I think of a question?

[Puppyluv101]

Because questions arent thinking of you.
Why is icecream called icecream?

[DeMaizu]

Because the ice has been creamed.

How do Rubix cubes keep outsmarting us?

[Fenyx]

because they are actually starships of hyper intelligent aliens!

how often can you eat an egg?

[DeMaizu]

I don't know, how often do you want me to eat an egg.

Why was fun invented?

[food ☕️]

☕️ I'm confused. Do you mean Fun. the band or fun the emotion? Well, Fun. influenced the creation of fun so that Fun. could have more fun than Fun. has on a daily basis.
☕️ Why is watermelon the best food ever?

[DeMaizu]

Because the gods have blessed it.

Why are riddles so confusing?

[Lasciera]

Cause nobody wants to steal them.

Why am I not creative at the moment?

[Ranger of the North]

Because your creative juices have been sucked out by the Woozlegog.

Why's a why so who's a who, you?