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My gallery · by **PleaserOfCrowds** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:14 am

Because a dance is a legendary ritual that can be only be performed by a chicken.

Why am I one of Mettaton's legs?

My gallery · by **Griffin Torrens** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:15 am

Because I said so.

How many cats can fly?

My gallery · by **It's_Lapis** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:22 am

only ones who can catch birds. Why don't humans lay eggs?

My gallery · by **!Set It Off!** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:20 pm

the eggs think humans are stupid

Why is barney (the purple dinosaur thing XD) scary?

My gallery · by **It's_Lapis** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:23 pm

because he learned it from me.
why are there tall and short people?

✩Dressups · by **Naturally.** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:26 pm

because if we didn't have tall peeps who's gonna get the cookie jar

what does the fox say

My gallery · by **It's_Lapis** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:28 pm

it doesn't say, it makes sounds
why doesn't google like me?

✩Dressups · by **Naturally.** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:30 pm

Google doesn't have Facebook, so it can't "like" you

why is this site called chicken smoothie

My gallery · by **It's_Lapis** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:32 pm

because Tess threw a chicken into a smoothie and called it good
Why do people trade?

✩Dressups · by **Naturally.** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:35 pm

so they can do the jimpity jumpity joodle
the lippity loppity leap

Why do ads exist?