Ways to get kicked out of stores!

[COLORBARS]

Just share ways to get kicked from any store. No numbers needed. I can start

Go to the area with the fruits such as oranges and kiwis stacked on piles. Take the bottom vegetable/fruit from every pile as people are walking by, run away, and yell: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Rules: No bad words, inappropriate behavior, or illegal doings (unless you wanna open a bag of chips and eat it without paying)

What do you think? Make me laugh!

[Emberillion]

Slap a cashier with a banana repeatedly singing the song from Charlie the Unicorn, "JUST PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!"

[SincerelySally]

ooh i know. :33 heh heh heh... ask annoying questions and get extremely insulted when the store dosen't have your product. such as australian squid slippers.... then consult the manager and get kicked out... my evil plan >:33333

[$crim]

Chew all the gum and put the wads in peoples hair.

[hoofbeat]

Step 1; Go into a clothes store
Step 2; Hide in one of those circular racks with dresses on it
Step 3; Jump out and scare people

[$crim]

Get test phones and take it off of the wire. Take selfies with everyone you see!

[mochira]

Camp in the isle with candy, growl, hiss, and howl to keep people out of it XD