Chase the cookie!

[albinoBroccoli]

I try to take a bite out of the fake cookie, but angrily realize it isn't the right one. Instead of thinking how there seem to better cookies in Brazil, I take a plane back to where you are and confront you. Quickly, I beat you up with a ginormous, clumsy-looking baseball bat, and put sleeping gas on anything that guards your pockets and snatch the cookie. I laugh maniacally as I fall over again and get back to the goose chase, this time landing in Ecuador, the hottest place on Earth! Or one of the hottest places.

[Moynea]

Ummm.. okay.

I make my cat with his cookie detecting laser eyes find it and then freeze the cookie 2 mile under ice in Antarctica!

[-Z-]

I use my flamethrower to melt the ice [Global warming? Psh. It's a myth.] and get the cookie. The cookie was a little burnt by the flamethrower [Oh no!] but still in relatively good condition, considering all that it's been through. I lock myself in a room that can't be accessed by any regular means and silently gloat about being in possession of the cookie once again.

[axolotls]

I kill myself, turn into a ghost, go into the room, grabs the cookie, leaves the room, and becomes human again. I eat the cookie....

[-Z-]

NOO! -Slaps fluffy- BAD!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE COOKIE! -Rips half-eaten cookie from Fluffy's hand, then punches her, forcing her to cough up the other part of the cookie- Better. I superglue the cookie back together, then attach it to a rocket that then takes the cookie to the moon!

[elfaron.]

I go to the moon, ang fly to mars and bury the cookie.

[Erille]

I wait until 2060 when astronauts finally go to Mars and dig up the cookie. I then let Hades, Greek god of the underworld guard it.

[little_miss_beth]

I get Mrs O'Leary to steal it, then hide it with Zeus.

[Geronimo.]

I get Luke to steal it, and kick him so he gives it to me. I hide it in my cabin (Ares)

[TwinNumberOne]

Gos to cabin at midnight finds cookie. Turns into mermaid and swim under water to the unknown underwater cave and hides it by a shark.