Chase the cookie!

[Moynea]

I use my instant transporter to get it, and then ski back down and randomly drop the cookie along the way.

I response to xXxZebraLoverr, you bump a post by posting on it.

[-Z-]

Oh. Okay. -is clueless-
I strap on my nifty jet pack and go to the top of Mt. Everest, then ski down after Chocolate and grab the cookie when she drops it. I seal it inside an impenetrable vault that only opens for my gerbil!

[Shadearrow12]

I sneak into your house and steal your gerbil then i make it open the vault.

Then i take the cookie to the white house and put it in a secret compartment 100 floors below the white house! >3

[-Z-]

I steal my gerbil back from you, have her tunnel into the ground below the house [She is a very efficient digger!] and get the cookie out of the secret compartment. I hide it in the bowl of popcorn my sister just waved in my face [OMG POPCORN!! Give me some, dang it!]

[Erille]

I use your gerbil to find the cookie in the popcorn and make your gerbil eat it.

[Moynea]

I shrink my cat and make him go get it. Then I shrink the cookie and stick it to my sister's blanket which she defends fiercely. (Scratching, biting, grabbing, etc.)

[Sa'Nakti'na s'aan]

I take the hole safe with me

[-Z-]

...What?
I use my small child charmer to make your sister fall asleep, then take the cookie and get out of there fast before she wakes up. I make the cookie extremely large and switch it with a plastic cookie from the top of some random cookie place. I shrink the cookie and hide it under my bed.

[albinoBroccoli]

I have my friend's dog(WHICH I STOLE FROM HER HOUSE WHICH IS IN ANOTHER COUNTY LOL[/endcapsabuse]) sniff it out. After a few unsuccessful tries ending with me ending up in a bunch of ponds, we sniff out the right cookie. I wait after dark while you are sleeping(stalker :3) and successfully grab the cookie. Unfortunately, I trip while walking across a flat spot in your kitchen while stealing some juice, then run before the alarms or whatever go off for too long to wake your whole family up. Then I lead everyone on a wild goose chase by going to every continent of the world, finally ending up on some beach resort in Brazil.

[-Z-]

Ahh, but you didn't take the real cookie. The real cookie is still ginormous and resting on top of the random cookie place! You have been pwned. I reshrink the cookie and stuff it in my pocket, where it will be guarded viciously. Yes, I do bite.