Chase the cookie!

[Geronimo.]

I record you opening the Microwave(xD) and play it. I then make the cookie into a dragon with my magic powers(see ocupation!)

[AQUAMARINE10]

I turn into a werewolf and ask Jacob and the rest of the shirtless dudes (they are mine forever and infinity knock on wood 123)to slay the dragon and then I turn it back t a cookie.then I Jeff dunham and achmad to hide(achmad will bomb up all of you folks who dares to come close to da cookie

[Pandora Gaskarth]

(JACOB IS MINE!!!!)

I am friends with Achmed, so i just grab the cookie, then go kiss Jacob (and dont punch him cause im not stupid) then make him wear it and so when he shifts into a werewolf it explodes like all of his clothes but then he pieces it back together and his pack guard it, and so do i.

[AQUAMARINE10]

(I called Jacob first)

I go up to Vamperic_Werewolf and slap her for stealing my boyfriend and i ask Jacob to give it to me i kiss him(on da lips)and hide it somewhere in Neopia(Neopets.com,I know its lame)

[Pandora Gaskarth]

(But i met him in person first and he signed a pic for me)

I grin and log on to my neopets account and ride my kougra through neopia until i find it then i fly a pteri around over neopia with the cookie in my hand.

[AQUAMARINE10]

I ride my eyrie and slays your pteri and I take the cookie while you laid unconsious and I hiDeit in my safty deposit box you will never guess my code

[Pandora Gaskarth]

my little thief friend, Mynci unlocks the sdb and steals the cookie and i take it into moshi monsters and hide it in the moshling zoo which only members can open and its 500 dollars to be a member so no-one can open it. And it has a lock with a code and my drgon monster guarding it and its in my house so the doors locked and if you come in the house i arrest you for breaking and entering XD.

[AQUAMARINE10]

I kill your dragon and go in your house while you were sleeping and I get d cookie and I go in neopets again and I give d water faerie it to turn it into water

[Pandora Gaskarth]

(you were so determined to get the cookie you became a member for 500 dollars? *headdesk*)

I am on the Water Faries fave list so she turns it back to normal and paints it rainbow and then i hide it in my Cs dragons mouth and the only way to open his mouth is to hack into my account which would get you banned.

[AQUAMARINE10]

Instead I pry open your dragons mouth and I take da cookie

I go to neopia and throw the cookie in the mystery island volcano guarded by all the neopets and are only friends with me and they are immuned to everything and will not leave their guard even for a treat