Chase the cookie!

[samsap]

OMG, you r sooo mean to wulphie!! What he do to u?? Eh? EH?! Anyway, i fly to the opposite side of Pluto, drill straight through to get under the dome on the other side, i then run back through my tunnel, fly to the farthest point in the universe, where i give the cookie to Ladon, a dragon with ONE HUNDRED HEADS!! Never are more than 50 of them asleep, so the others are on guard, and he never tires. He serves ME, and will kill or poison (oh yeah, he's also poisonous) anyone who comes near. And if he poisons you, you might as well be dead. He can see in every direction at once, duh, he has 100 heads, so you can NEVER sneak up on him. Chuck Noris Can beat him, but he won't cuz he and Ladon are friends, and you never steal from a friend. Not even Chuvk Noris would stoop to that level, and if you think he would, then you are a disgrace to all Chuck Noris fans and to Chuck Noris himself!!

[IrishFaerie]

You may not know this but I am part Ninja, so I teleport straight to the furthest point of the universe and on to an asteroid near your dragon. I then call my self-proclaimed sister, Brynn, to come bargain with him. Your dragon tries to om nom my sister, but TOO BAD, SHE'S ALREADY DEAD! (She's an angel!) Just as he begins to get frustrated, he smells something yummy: BACON! My sister, begin an angel, found some way to bring an 1000 pound bucket-o-bacon for the dragon. As his 100 heads happily devour it, We grab the cookie and place it in an invincible bubble, chuck it down a boiling volcano, then surround it with zombies and a nuclear mine field.
muhahahaha...ha.

[samsap]

I call Ladon, once he is done eating your GUILT BACON, and since he is a dragon, and impervious to heat, i send him into the volcanoe ( he flew over the mine field) and he stays ther now guarding MY cookie in YOUR trap the=at now has a giant 100 headed poisonous never sleeps dragon guarding it. I give him so much food that he won't be hungery for at least another millenia, and i give him the power to turn angels evil, a power given to me by satan cuz me and him iz tight yo! I then scatter 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 other cookies that look exactly like THE cookie all around the volcanoe, in the mine field, so that is you tyr and grab one, you will explode. I then wipe the memory of the cookie's location from EVERYONE'S mind, and that includes angels, exept for mine. SO HA! Try and take my cookie now MWAAHAHAHAHA!!

[IrishFaerie]

Hate to say this, but mah angel sister actually has 'cookie sensing powers' and when ever then cookie is stolen, she shouts "MY COOKIE SENSES ARE TINGLING!" and blasts off from whatever she's doing to tell me. She can also tell EXACTLY which cookie is the real one. So, now I know where the cookie IS, I just have to get it. So, I go to my magical Island somewhere and get myself a 1000-headed exploding dragon and send it to battle with Ladon. Let's just say it was kinda messy. Dragon bits flying everywhere, and the cookie flying into my hand. So I skip off to Neverland with it and place it in one of captain hook's MANY treasure chests, then sink his ship. It falls down into the center of the Mermaid palace, where the mermaids think it is an amazing treasure, and guards it. I then enlist the help of the pixies, the fairies, the lost boys, the never bears, and all the other residents to guard it. Peter pan leads the army. FYI you can't find NEVERLAND unless Neverland wants to find YOU. So it's hiding somewhere out there in the ocean. Oh yeah, I also ask Chuck Norris to guard it as well.

[RoyalInTheDark]

I distract Chuck norris with a dupplict Chuck noris, then i take the real cookie and replace it with another, then i fly on my magic unicorn all around the world, never landing. I also ask my ninja and Pirate friend to Gaurd us.

[HSoup]

I send 1 billion remote controlled bugs to find you and overwhelm you, your unicorn, the ninja, and the pirate. While you all are fighting off the bugs I send in a remote controlled bird to grab the cookie and fly it back to me.

I then take the cookie and go to the Sahara Desert where I hide it in one of the thousands of sand dunes so that you can not find it, even with a cookie detector.

[<FIREWORKS>]

i wait for a sand-storm so the cookie will show up
i grab it and put it where no one will find it

I WIN!!!!!!!!!
CAN I EAT THE COOKIE NOW

[Zwei]

Unfortunately, no, you can't eat the cookie. xD

I use mai army of ninja's to circle the globe, over and over and over and over and over again, until on of them finds the cookie. They then guard the cookie in the meditating room, so if you try to get it, lots of angry monks will steal your pants and whack you with chairs. o3o

[HSoup]

Ha - I show up at the monks place in my swimsuit. I find the cookie and since I'm not wearing pants they can't steal them. The monks are so stunned by having someone in their meditation room in a swimsuit they forget to whack me with any chairs. And I escape with the cookie.

I then take it to a huge waterfall where I put the cookie into a baggie, weigh it down with a bunch of rocks and throw it into the base of the waterfall where it's safe. If you try to swim for it you will be crushed by the weight of the falling water.

[Zwei]

I FOUND THE COOKIE!

It's hiding in a butterfly wolf, in the group 'Hunters of the land and sky', on page 4, and it's the top right butterfly wolf. I'll PM you.
Edit: Here is a link to it: http://www.chickensmoothie.com/accounts ... geStart=60

I take the cookie from the butterfly wolf and give it to a black cat, so if you try to steal it, it'll give you bad luck.