Chase the cookie!

[samsap]

I use my alien death ray detector, find you and steal the cookie using my space monkey army as a distaction. i then take the cookie to the deepest part of the ocean, where, if you try to dive and get it, your head will implode from the pressure!

[HSoup]

That's why I send my trained dolphins with special suits to dive and get the cookie for me. Then I take the cookie and give it to a bunch of crazed football (soccer) fans and tell them it was touched by the world cup winners, so they won't let anyone near it.

[samsap]

I give them a World Cup player's jersey that i stole, they forget the cookie, focusing instead on the jersey, and i take the cookie to pluto and give it to a race of maneating aliens to guard, and they'll eat anyone who comes close!!

[HSoup]

So I send in one of your space monkeys that liked me better (so stayed on my ship) to steal the cookie from the man-eating aliens (they worship monkeys). I then take an elevator which turns out to be the stuck elevator. Since no one can get out, if you come to get it, you will be stuck in the elevator forever too. HA!

[samsap]

I'm already stuck in the elevator, so i wrestle the cookie away from you using my super ultra supreeme mega awesome undead power!! i then put it on top of the elevator and weld shut the hatch.

[Ingot]

I found the lift and slide down the cables to get the cookie i then put it in a non-detectable unbrakable well made magic proof box that is made of the chuck norris proof material i then get my sister to hide in the void and she then doesn't make anymore void proof formula which can only be made by her and the existing ones only last 5 hours and she made them a week ago and has promesd not to help anyone else for she wants to help me hide the cookie i then with the help of my sister and all our magical friends we seal the Void in a invisibility shield then send it to another dimension and 100000000000000000000000000000000000000 milleniums into the future and i put every one in a dimension super far away from the cookies and hide a different cookie in every d imension with the same protection and i destroy all means of escape or traveling out of that dimension and i imprison chuck norris in a window less sell made of the chuck norris proof material.
THIS IS NOT A DREAM OR A FANTASY. IT IS REAL.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[samsap]

Using my magic chainsaw, i break out Chuck Noris, and he retrieves the cookie for me. Yeah, he can do that, cuz he's Chuck Noris! I then take the cookie bury it in a steel casket, put it with compunds that will explode on contact with air or moisture, air lock the casket, and bury it in a cemetary with over 100,000,000 people in it. Oh and by the way, the cookie casket has a head stone like all the other graves, and you can't tell it apart from the others. All cookie finding devices have been destroyed, no metal detectors are allowed in the cemetary, Chuck Noris has been banned for life, and you can't dig a tunnel underneat, cuz i put molten lava under the entire cemetary. Good Luck!

[HSoup]

Since when does Chuck Norris let a little thing like a lifetime ban keep him from doing whatever he wants? He helps me search every single casket in the cemetery, even though it takes us forever. We finally find the cookie and take it to India where I drop it into a pit full of poisonous snakes that are not charm-able, and they are protected by the government so you can't kill them.

[samsap]

I put on a snake proof suit, climb down, get the cookie, and bring it to my Wulphie that I colored today, and he won't give it to you, fall asleep, die, and he can't be tricked!!

[IrishFaerie]

Since the poor dog can't ever sleep, I simply wait till he is moaning in agony from exhaustion, then I cover him in paper cuts, and, too weak to fight back, I dump him into a pool of lemon juice. Instead of watching him burn, I steal the cookie and place it in the mouth of a rabid, sleeping, 10-foot-tall bear, which I place on Pluto, surround by pools of acid and lava monsters, then cover that with a solid-steal dome, and on THAT I place Ice that freezes whoever touches it for a thousand years, then leave 17 scariest Disney villains to guard it. ('cause Disney villains are SOOOO scary.)