Chase the cookie!

[Trixzel]

I was trying to vacation on a cruise at greenland when the boat hit an iceburg while iit hit the iceburg this cookie came out and I jumped in and grabbed the cookie then I get frozen and saved and then the rescuers take me to the hospital where I leace the cookie on the hospital bed

[Ingot]

I came to see you in the hospital and found the cookie

in the centre of the world I hide the cookie in an indistructable safe that is well made and worm hole proof and seal it in a force field i then put that under an invisability shield then put it in a water proof ball then get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 clones of me to guard it then wrap the in a force field so they can breathe then i get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 twisted and terrible monsters that are loyal to me and terrified of me (and i'm not scared of you) then i destroy any means of getting the cookie (eg suits) and then i put every one in the world in a spacecraft that flies to another planet that you can live on and destroy any way back and if u use wormholes/teleport ect. you will explode and i put a magic proof everything proof shiel arond the planet then i throw the milky way into the Void and only my sister can enter the Void alive for she has the only Void proof item (no clues) that can save you and she swore on her life she wouldn't take the cookie or give anyone the Item MWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. this is not a dream

[Zwei]

I get Chuck Norris to help me. Nothing. Can. Escape. Chuck. Norris. >:D Even if it is a cookie. ^^

After Chuck Norris gets the cookie, I hire him to protect it.

[Kornne]

I hire Edward Sullen to scare Chuck Norris away with his fake glitter and his huge bling-bling...

After I got the cookie, I hide it in my glass of milk, put it in my clock, hide the clock into my wardrobe and lock it with 1000 locks...

[HSoup]

I hire Lara Croft to raid your house and retrieve the clock and smash it open with a hammer releasing the cookie. (Tomb Raider movie. )

I dry out the cookie, and have Lara Croft take it to secret underground ancient ruins where she drops it into quicksand and the cookie sinks into oblivion.

[InventorGal]

I use Harry Potter's wand to make it rise up from the dust and i take it.

I get my viscious cousin's rooster to guard it. He hates me.

[samsap]

I send in a HEN, and the love struck rooster follows her and i grab the cookie and bury it on the dark side of the moon!

[HSoup]

I hitch a ride on the space shuttle, hijack it, take it to the moon, get the cookie, and realize that I'm stranded here with no way to lift off from the moon. So I guard the cookie myself.

[samsap]

I turn the moon around, blinding you with the light of the sun, take the cookie and give it to my army of geneticly inhaced super zombies that i made with my super awesome ultra mega undead power!!

[HSoup]

I hitch a ride with some passing aliens who rescue me from being stranded and blinded on the moon. We go zap the army of zombies with the awesome death ray on their ship and get take the cookie back. Then we zoom off to the center of the universe to hide among the millions of suns there. HA!