Chase the cookie!

[PetCrazy]

I use a trained dolphin to fetch it for me.

I implant the cookie in my brain.

[Ingot]

I hire an eviiiilll brain surgon who takes the cookie

in the centre of the world I hide the cookie in an indistructable safe that is well made and worm hole proof and seal it in a force field i then put that under an invisability shield then put it in a water proof ball then get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 clones of me to guard it then wrap the in a force field so they can breathe then i get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 twisted and terrible monsters that are loyal to me and terrified of me (and i'm not scared of you) then i destroy any means of getting the cookie (eg suits) and then i put every one in the world in a spacecraft that flies to another planet that you can live on and destroy any way back and if u use wormholes/teleport ect. you will explode and i put a magic proof everything proof shiel arond the planet then i throw the milky way into the Void and only my sister can enter the Void alive for she has the only Void proof item (no clues) that can save you and she swore on her life she wouldn't take the cookie or give anyone the Item MWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[HSoup]

Then you wake up from your dream to find that you fell asleep before you actually put your evil plans into reality and that I had come by and taken the cookie from you while you slept. Hahahahahaha!

I take the cookie and drop it into a the deepest cave on earth.

[Vaughn.]

I happen to live in that cave, and it drops right into my hands.


I take the cookie and throw it into a black hole, that I didn't eat. =P

[HSoup]

I develop new technology that allows travel using black holes. When I'm flying my new ship I spot the cookie and do a space walk to get it. I then fly back to earth where I lick the cookie and leave it on my table, confident that no one will want it now. Hahahaha.

[catknip]

I create an unlickinator and lift the cookie off the table with tweesers and then unlick it

[IrishFaerie]

I hire a master ninja assain to leap from the shadows and place the cookie in a diamond-plated, fire-proof box with 13 locks then destroy the keys. I then throw the box into a firey pit of DOOM guarded by monsters that will eat anyones soul who comes within 10 feet of the pit. I then gift the monsters with an IQ of 3000 and lazer eyes.

[Alley96]

I kill all the monsters with my Gummy Bear Army, then break into the box using a Banana.
I then take it to my Gummy Bear Lair and hide in the King Gummy Bears fireplace!

[HSoup]

I just wait until you get too hot in the fireplace and offer you an ice cold lemonade in exchange for the cookie. You're so thirsty by now that you gladly give me the cookie in exchange for a cold drink.

I take the cookie and give it to a sailor who goes on his submarine that is going on a very long mission.

[Trixzel]

As being a pirate I saw a submarine on one of my usual trip I was going around and found the cookie and put in a treasure chest.