i put on a fire resistant suit and go into the volcanoe i find the cookie near the lava and take it before it burns now i go underwater and hide it and have sharks and pirannahs guard it!!!!
i get a tonsil 2 take the cookie out of your belly button while ur sleep then i drop it on the floor and ma dog ate it then pooped it out then i shipped it out 2 the forest and hid it in monkey poo!!!!!
I get in a totally monkey-poo water resistant suit, and take the cookie. I give it to the oompaloompa king to guard, and he sets up a laser room and makes the giant bugs patrol the grounds.