Post an idiotic false "fact"

[bby ang3l]

If you swallow a queen bee you become the new queen. All hail the bee queen

I'm going to tell my gay kid this one day.


Lets see what happens

[bby ang3l]

If you swallow a queen bee you become the new queen. All hail the bee queen

And my idiot daughter who is spoiled and stupid and in High school and wants to be all that

[bby ang3l]

If you swallow a queen bee you become the new queen. All hail the bee queen

And my husband when he wants to be right cuz queens are always right

[bby ang3l]

If you swallow a queen bee you become the new queen. All hail the bee queen

And my grandma cuz she is just evil

[W0LF]

Studies have shown that trying to pronounce "sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia"
while eating ice cream, can cure a headache within minutes.
It has also been noted that if you attempt this while doing a handstand,
any witnesses to these actions will acquire the hiccups within seconds.

[tooru.]

Dogs hate it when you tell them to fetch, but they still do because one day they'll make you do it instead so they act cute and cuddly until the day they rule the world.

[W0LF]

I used to really struggle with math.
... My teacher told me, "Put 2 and 2 together" ...

Well, that would make 22!

1 + 2 = 12 ✓

12 + 0 = 120 ✓

Thanks teacher!

[Glitter_Goatman]

Jesus is polish
((100% legit no scam))
((but srsly some ppl believe that ;_;))

[SweetStardewSylveon]

You can grow ketchup in a glass bottle from a plant called The Ketchup!

(this is 1,000% real totally not fake at all)

[acadicus]

Puffins are secretly aliens from Jupiter's moon Europa, and they have invaded Earth to eat all the potatoes---

tHIS IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION