Post an idiotic false "fact"

[useless witch]

Hoodies are made out of car hoods

[Wistful_Dragon]

Electricity is just what you call a swarm of very small glowing bugs. We captivate them to light our houses, and our computer screens and stuff.

[MadKiska]

cats are made of jello

[Guest]

Strawberry milk is the only milk not produced by cows- it actually comes from flamingoes

[deliciate]

Milk is supposed to be poured before cereal

[NicoTheDark]

the only reason we haven't colonized mars is because the aliens won't let us

[mad max]

bones are unhealthy and its best to get them removed while you're young, or else they'll grow too big and it'll be more painful to have them removed. remaining with bones will limit your mental and physical capabilities


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[Captain. A. Stark.]

if you smile too much, your teeth will fall out from the pressure of the air exposed to them.

[Loki-Dokey]

Every fourth sunday of each month is called a 4unday. It’s impossible to pronounce, therefore it is just another Sunday.

[scarluth]

you don’t need to breathe if you take out your lungs.