How Did The Person Above You Die? V.1

[barbatos.]

Got stabbed on a slab by Andrew Hussie

[abxy]

A fat dude landed on you

[spottedclaws]

The squid in your sig ate you for lunch.

[barbatos.]

(Oh. What a lovely way to go.)
You were trampled by robot horses.

[spottedclaws]

(Why thank you)
You removed your sunglasses and stared at the sun. It didn't go to well.

[barbatos.]

(Oh man, there go my lovely eyes.)
Got stabbed in the back by the best friend you called a sister.

[spottedclaws]

(And there goes my back)
You decided to drink a real chicken smoothie, with raw chicken. You thought you cooked it!

[barbatos.]

(But how? I'm an aspiring chef, how does this happen? ;u;)
Ate a peanut product when you were allergic to peanuts.

[spottedclaws]

(You have no eyes, remember? xD)

A tree fell on you, magically.

[barbatos.]

(I like your spunk, kiddo! XD And man, if a tree falls on a person and there's no one to hear the scream, does the person make a sound?)

You cut off your own head by accident.