How Did The Person Above You Die? V.1

[72027]

Stranger: "My van is full of candy, do you want some"?
You: "Yeah, I want some" You went into his van.

He stole you and he killed you.



Moral of the story: Don't take candy from strangers

[Pyromaηiac]

Minions take over the world and kill everyone. Including you.

(-Sobs in corner- I honestly feel like this will happen someday..)

[StrikingEmber36]

{{ *sobs with you* please don't let that happen }}
"The Colossal Titan!" I screech but it is too late, he has already eaten you.

[72027]

Mistaken for a deer during deer season

[Faith3344]

pack of german shepherds eat you since you stole their steak
( WHYYYYYYYYYYY ROCKY WHY DID YOU TAKE THEIR STEAK! )

[Suicunius]

Saw my face. c:

[72027]

(omg ^^)

Got mooned by your mother

[Rubix.]

Got hit hard by a rock

[72027]

Ate too much chili at a restaurant with All you can eat chili.

[FooeyJam]

Gunshot to the tree next to you and you faked your death so good you died.