The green Teletubby saw you and started singing the Telletubby theme song and you hated teletubbies so you died of annoyence.
────────— ˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ —──────── he/him "I've met you over and over, and every time - in every time - I've had to watch you die. What do I have to do to save you? What do I have to do to change your fate?" ─────────────────