How Did The Person Above You Die? V.1

[cooliso]

you were slapped on the face with a spatula by your evil step-mother. you saw that it left a mark, a really red mark, on your beautiful face. your ugly stepsisters laugh and make fun of you. you cry and wake up from that horrible nightmare and sigh. just then your pug scratches your face, and leaves a mark. again. you died because you were so vain.
[i'm sorry it is long, but i had fun writing it. c:]

[barbatos.]

Looks like you shouldn't have left that spare anvil laying on your roof! It slipped and fell on your head!

[magolor!]

you hugged wild baby monkeys, and their mom came and killed you.

[spottedclaws]

A stampede of horses caught up to you.

[BudderPecan]

Someone threw a cupcake at you too hard.

[EncyOf]

The guy finally found his way to the center of the maze. *^*

[Mellowx]

You wanted to try out a pair of new headphones, but didn't realize the sound was at 100. Long story short, you exploded.

[puffins]

Three willow trees smashed you, how unfortunate.

[spottedclaws]

One word, Mapleshade.

[72027]

Tried to hang glide with a giant dorito.