(Well then, I'm posting.)
(In your face Vanella. >v<)
The coconut dessert cat padded through the candy streets, stopping to lick a particularly good-looking lollipop stop sign. A newspaper dog turned the corner ahead of her, shoving a rolled-up bunch in her face. "Breaking news!" He hollered, running off to deliver to the next pet. "Huh, how funny." Vanella unrolled the newspaper, "Not much stuff happens in Sucrose City." Staring at the headline, she gasped. "MURDERERS?!" She cried, dropping the paper. A butterfly wolf flying by stopped and gave her a funny look. "Uh, sorry," She mumbled, "news... uh huh." The PPS cat picked up her newspaper, peering down the streets for something other than cars as she made her way home.