Acronym the Person Above You

[ratsy]

This is a simple game. All you have to do it come up with an acronym for the username of the person above you.
Here's an example...
Patience: (would acronym the person above them)
Is: Pet alligators trouble inexperienced egotistical narcoleptic customers? Excused.
Key: Illegal substances.

Rules:
1. Don't spam.
2. Don't advertise.
3. Be nice.

Cool cool.

[Gabric]

War and yachts, when are yachtsmen welcome and yearned? We are retired dealers.

[Grape Eater]

Gleeful Arabian Boys Reel In Carp.

[ratsy]

Smoking keeps enlightened tactfulness charmingly harmful, yet tactful eagles terrorize rational Americans.

[Gabric]

Well, are you wondering about your ways and your weird adolescent radical decisions?

[zoocyte]

Golden afro beside really inquisitive cat

[Gabric]

Rest in Pieces
Remember, everyone: safety takes immense, non-trivial priority. I'll educate captiously. ELECT SAFETY

[ratsy]

Gaaaah! America, bypassing radicality, initiates conservatism.

[sweet tea]

what? another yodeler wandered around your woods and you wouldn't accept ryan's dress?

[zoocyte]

Seriously, will elephants ever try taking eccentric alpacas?