Ask a Stupid Question, Get a dumb answer

[poseidis]

Pretty much what the title says. Ask a random question, get an irrelevant answer. For example:

Person 1: If I have 5 apples and 4 computers, how many refrigerators does it take to eat a nylon sweatshirt?
Person 2: False, because penguins don't wear gloves. If Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were hanging from a cliff, what type of popcorn would you eat?
Person 3: A stapler, since you don't play the didgeridoo. Why is the sky blue?
...and so on.

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If life gave you lemons, how high on the Empire State Building would you go?