What not to say to a newbie. ( V.1 )

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[ stole this off another site im on : D ]

Simply, you just ask a question based of chicken smoothie then someone will say the opposite answer.

So if I said " How do I post a post? "
Someone might say, " By eating jam " or something like that.

Anyway I'll start:

How do I get pets?

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Just gonna bump this.
Bump